UPDATE: Since beginning this diary a minute or so ago, RKAB has split into three sub-groups, none of which is officially authorized by RKAB and none of which will be invited to the annual RKAB Christmas Party and Picanic Basket Hunt. Genuine RKAB posts will be identifiable by the use of the secret password, and no, you can't know what that is.
We regret the action but broadside attacks from Group Ranger and the trolls from Disarm BooBoo have made it necessary.
RKAB is dedicated to the proposition that Americans should have the finest home protection available, and that it should be as furry as possible.
Now, I know some of you have a problem with this. You'd like to see bears regulated. I know this from messages I keep getting like this:
You Neanderthal, picnic basket hating thug. You and your bear buddies can take your violence and bad karma and rip your heads off and stuff it and them down your throats, you terrible, awful, unbelievably bad person, you.
All well and good. But what are you going to do some dark night when you NEED an armed bear? What are you going to do if the Other Guys start arming themselves with wolverines?
Bears can whip wolverines any day.
The floor is yours.